#2060
short reply
Date: 04/06/2002
From: Tork_110
Lita: EM and I have to go for a day. We'll see you tomorrow.
<Lita and EM leave>
Rimmi: Okay, I have a new plan to get PM, but first...
Tork: Lita's gone?!
Mickey: What do we do?!
gramps: Where is my drinking buddy?
Rimmi: Calm down. She'll be back soon. Anyway, I spent a lot of time thinking up this plan, and if we all work together...
Tork, Mickey, and gramps: PANIC!!1!111!!!
<The three basically lose control and act like the Three Stooges.>
Rimmi: *sigh*
Tork_110
I told you it was short!
#2061
Um... hi.
Date: 04/07/2002
From: ServoTheGreat
ROWSDOWER, you magnificient bastard! I saw your movie!
#2062
Oooooh! Vacation!
Date: 04/09/2002
From: Carmelita9000
************************************************************
<It's Lita's and Evil Mike's anniverary, and they're having a lovely evening out at a nice nightclub.>
Lita: Oh, Mike! This is so lovely! I'm so glad we came here! It almost makes up for how you forgot our anniverary!
EM: I did not!
Lita: Yes you did! Don't deny it!
EM: Well, you forgot too.
Lita: No!
EM: Yes. And you're always blaming me for stuff.
Lita: No!
EM: Yes. And I'm damn sick of it!
Lita: Evil Mike, we're here having a nice dinner. Let's not fight.
EM: If I were going out with somebody else, she'd probably let me say what I want.
Lita: Are you saying you want to date somebody else, Evil Mike?
EM: Yeah! I can't believe I stayed with one woman for two whole years! That's not me! I gotta be free, baby!
Lita: So… You're saying you're breaking up with me?
EM: Yeah.
Lita: You can't do that.
EM: Yes I can.
Lita: No you can't. It's not allowed. It's against the rules.
EM: Why?
Lita: I'm the one who breaks up with you.
EM: I'm glad you agree!
Lita: Hey! That's not what I meant--
EM: <gets up> So long, babe. It's been fun. And now I gotta make room in my schedule for all those hot chicks who are lining up to see me.
Lita: What hot chicks? You know I'm the only one who'll put up with your crap!
EM: They're all over the place! Sorry for you. I'm sure you'll find a new boyfriend… eventually.
Lita: Oh yeah??? Well…. I bet I find somebody new before you do!!! And he'll be a way better boyfriend than you ever were!!!
EM: No way, babe! I'm a ladies man! You know that!
<Lita and Evil Mike narrow their eyes at each other, and then bolt away from their table to find somebody.>
***
Lita: <Tapping the first guy she sees on the back.> Excuse me, do you have a girlfri-- <He turns around> Aaack!!! Sorry! I didn't know it was you! Never mind!!
<Toblerone leaps from his seat and puts an arm around Lita's waist>
Toblerone: Ahh! I see the beautiful flower needs a new bee! Well, I am very good with the pollinating, eh? HA HA HA!!!
Lita: Yipes! Hey! Toblerone! Look over there! It's Rimmi!
Toblerone: That girl has a nice ass, eh? HA HA HA!!
<Toblerone looks around and Lita sneaks away>
***
<Evil Mike has found a blonde woman in a tiny shiny space suit who is dancing with a hula hoop.>
EM: Hey, baby!
Woman: Doctor!
EM: Hey, Dr. Baby!
Dr. Baby: <Is about to speak, but…>
EM: Hey, I don't need this! <He storms off>
Dr. Baby: <Pulls out her script> I think he skipped a line…
***
<Lita is talking to two older gentlemen she's found…>
Lita: So. I bet you guys have never met a girl with 9000 clones of herself before. *winning smile*
Dr. Super Mario Brother: Hmm. She knows too much.
Dr. Darrin 2: Lobotomy?
Dr. Super Mario Brother: Lobotomy.
Dr. Darrin 2: I'll go get my medical bag.
Lita: <panicked> I WAS JUST KIDDING! <She runs>
***
EM: <Putting his arm around the woman he's found> Hey, what's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?
<Mrs. Mo splashes her drink in his face.>
EM: <Not at all deterred> Hey, that's a lovely dress you're wearing. I'd like it even more crumpled up in the corner of my bedroo-- OW!! Hey! You punched me in the eye!
<Mrs. Mo punches him again, this time in the stomach, and walks away.>
***
<Lita still hasn't found anybody. She's feeling very pathetic.>
Lita: Ugh. This is so much harder than I thought it would be. I wonder how Evil Mike is doing. He better not have a new girlfriend yet…
<She looks over to where Evil Mike seems to be having a lively conversation.>
Lita: Oh no!! He's met somebody! He can't win! He can't!!
<She grabs the first guy she sees and rushes across the room to meet Evil Mike.>
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Dawn Club
Winner of the Coveted Forrester Cup
Can it be?
Are Lita and Evil Mike finished?
#2063
<Lita approaches Evil Mike>
Date: 04/09/2002
From: Carmelita9000
*gasp*!! The suspense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lita: Hello, Evil Mike.
EM: Lita.
Lita: Mike, I'd like you to meat my new friend, Lobo. Lobo, this is Evil Mike.
Lobo: Tor meet new friend.
EM: Happy too meet you. Especially since it means my new girlfriend is way better than your new boyfriend, Lita! Say hi to Mala.
Lita: Hi, Mala…
EM: Mala says she's going to take me on a trip to Africa. What do you think about that?
Lita: Mike… You can't possibly be into her. She's like 300 years old…
Mala: Excuse me? I'm only 173!
EM: She's got a really awesome tattoo. Show her your tattoo, Mala.
Mala: This is the mark of the slaver who--
Lita: Mala! That's a *lovely* ring you're wearing! May I look at it?
Mala: You may.
Lita: Is this a pineal ring?
Mala: It is.
Lita: Evil Mike, I don't think--
EM: She explained it to me, Lita! It's cool! She's gonna be young and beautiful again! Ha! Shows you!! She's way more awesome than your stupid new boyfriend!
Lobo: <puts his hand on top of Lita's head> Lady have yellow hair…
Lita: You don't want to be with Mala! She just wants you for your pineal juice, Mike.
EM: *smiling* Once she's hot again, she can have all my pineal juice she wants!
Lita: Evil Mike… You realize your pineal gland is in your brain, don't you? And that she has to kill you to get to it…
EM: Hey, wait! I thought…
Lita: I know what you thought. Looks like I won after all! *grin*
EM: Oh right. I bet he just wants to take you home to some Mad Scientist so he can do experiments on you or something.
Lita: What? No way! Lobo would never do that! …Would you, Lobo?
Lobo: Tor introduce Lady to Doctor. Lady get new gland that make Lady immortal. Lady get to be Bride of Atom.
Lita: Ohh… fun…
EM: See? I warned you!
Lita: Oh, Evil Mike! You're always looking out for me!
EM: Yeah. I'm pretty awesome that way.
Mala: Excuse me, young woman. It's not nice to horn in on other people's dates--
Lita: Nobody gets to poke Mike's pineal but me!
<Lita jumps Evil Mike. They exchange a few sloppy kisses, and then scurry off to be alone together.>
Lobo: Why Lady run way? Tor miss Lady.
Mala: Hey, young man. You look pretty big and strong.
Lobo: Old Woman look like prune…
Mala: Have you ever been to Africa?
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Dawn Club
Winner of the Coveted Forrester Cup
stayed with Evil Mike after all!
I'm so relieved!
#2064
(Mickey, Tork, and Gramps are panicing)
Date: 04/09/2002
From: MickeyTheGardener
Rimmi: We need to talk.
Mickey: What about?
Rimmi: All three of you seem to be suffering from abandonment issues. The fact that Lita and Evil Mike have left...
Mickey: Actually...I don't miss Evil Mike that much.
Tork: Me neither.
Rimmi: Gramps?
Gramps: Evil bike? I didn't know we had one of those....
Rimmi: *sigh* The poin is, that Lita isn't everything. I mean, come on...I'm here. I'm fun!
Mickey: Are not!
Tork (whispers to Mickey): Am not! Ha! No wonders Lita hates you!
Mickey (whispers to Tork): She hates you more!
Rimmi: Alright, break it up you two.
Mickey: That reminds me of...
Rimmi: No it doesn't....(Goes to the closet) Who wants to play a board game?
Tork: Well.....ok, I guess.
Rimmi: Hmmmm....All Diabolik has is Mystery Date. Well, ok...Mystery Date it is.
Mickey: Strip Mystery Date?
Rimmi: Um....no.
Mickey: Fine.
Gramps: I remember when this game came out. I was a wee lad, and it was 1734, and everyone was into beating up British cows. And (falls asleep)....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
Cow: Moo?
(an hour later)
Mickey: HA! You got the dud!
Tork:: But I don't want him!
Rimmi: (Laughs) See? We can have fun without Lita!
Tork: LITA! (runs off crying)
Rimmi: *sigh* Why'd I do that?
Mickey: I don't know....(goes off to get some soup)
Rimmi: I should get paid for babysitting you guys.
Mickey: (pokes his head back in the um....room we were in) Don't forget to put Gramps to bed.
The Bespectacled Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
President of the I Hate Dawn Club
Post Narc x3
Soup!
#2065
(Rimmi's cleaning up when suddenly...
Date: 04/10/2002
From: MickeyTheGardener
<<<suspenseful mode>>>
.........She finds a present under the table. There's a card on it)
Rimmi: Ohhhh....you guys!!!! (Rimmi opens the card)
Card:
To Rimmi:
The best damn babysitter in the world!
From Mickey (and to a lesser extent because I just put there names on it and they didn't chip in or anything, but I'm such a nice guy), Tork and Gramps.
Rimmi: (Opens the present) Oooooh....sword polish!!!!
The Bespectacled Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
President of the I Hate Dawn Club
Post Narc x3
I hope you appreciate it...sword polish prices are murder!
#2066
Back at TDO's secret desert laboratory..
Date: 04/11/2002
From: thedeadoutkast
<krankor and Torgo are sitting down on outkast's couch eating Pizza rolls and watching Vikki)
Krank: More pizza rolls?
Torg: <false french accent> why thank you monsuier! hauhauhau!
Krank: hope the boss comes back from vacation soon!
Torg: i-i know! it's b-b-been pretty depressing without him!
<knock at the door>
Torg: i'll get it>
Krank: but it'll take you forever with those huge-ass legs!
Torg: b-bbut im the official lackey! let me d-do it!
Krank:KAy.
<torgo procedes slowly to answer the door. TDO bursts in, knocking Torgo down>
TDO: HELLO BOYS! DADDY'S HOME!
Krank:... is that your new line?
TDO: what's wrong with it?
Torg<struggling to get to his feet> i-i-it's stupid, for star-rters.
TDO: Well... anyway, i came back from Disneyland!
Krank:You were at disneyland for eight months!?
TDO: Well i was at California adventure for the last two.
Torg: makes sense to me K-Krank. W-what's the whiz is your bag?
Krank: sorry... well, has this pilgrimage taught you anything?
TDO: yeah! Mind if i change while i tell you?
Krank: sure!
<TDO gets behind a changing screen and... um... you know>
TDO<while.. you know> well, it brought back memories of my childhood, you know, and i remember how i used to have all those dreams, you know, and i realized that being an evil mad scientist is fun and all, but its destroying who i really am!
Krank<who's not behind the screen, thank god> does that mean that your selling the lab?
TDO: that's part of my plan, yes! The other part is that im gonna start living out the dreams of my childhood. Im gonna be what i've always dreamed of being...
Torg: w-w-what's that, master?
<TDO hops from behind the changing screen dressed as...>
TDO: A PIRATE!
Krank:what!?
TDO: Ever since i was little, i've wanted to be a pirate. And the whole evil scientist is pissing people off. So i've sold the time plane and i made a down payment on an old Spanish pirating vessel.
Krank: YOU SOLD THE PLANE!? DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH TIME I SPENT MOUNTING THE GATTLING GUN ON THAT THING!?
TDO: I'LL PAY YOU BACK KRANK!
Torg: Can i be your Cabinboy?
TDO: why not!
Krank: okay... but im first mate!
TDO: kay!
<they pour glasses of wine>
TDO: to the moretaga MEn!
Krank: and we work on that name for our ship. It's sounds gay!
TDO: KAy!
That right boys and girls. thedeadoutkast aint gonna be no lawbiding bboard citizen anymore. He's
OLD CAPN OUTKAST!
OCO
Dont you know the crime rates goin up up up UP UP!-- Rolling stones
#2067
Who wants to be a pirate?
Date: 04/11/2002
From: OLD_CAPN_OUTKAST
Now accepting applications.
<TDO, krankor, And torgo walk into a bar in the oceanside town of Port D Misty. there's a bunch of drunks, murderers, and theives>
TDO: <clears throat> umm... hi...?
<no one moves>
KRankor: let me get their attention. <puts on his Malcolm X glasses>
Krank: YO! LISTEN UP! <everyone looks up>
Krankor: Kaptain's got something to say!
TDO: Thank you krank. Alright! I need a crew of wild, violent, drunken, rule hating, beer guzzling, redcoat shooting pirates! who's with me?!
Pirate<raising his hand> question?
TDO: yes, the man in the blue bandana?
Pirate: what does the job pay?
TDO: Well, we're still pounding that out. we're thinking sometwhere between mininmum wage and ALL THE WINE, WOMEN, AND BOOTY YOU CAN STEAL!!!!
Krank & torg: YAAAAARRGH!!
Another pirate<raises his hand> question
TDO: yes, the man with the two peg legs.
Pirate: what will we be doing exactly?
TDO: well, i figure we'll be ravaging, looting, pillaging/ plundering, breaking out into song on occasions. you know, fun stuff?
Pirate: cool!
Torg and krank: YAAARRGH
TDO: another question. you with the knife in his back.
Pirate: Been mean to get that remov-- anyway, do we get health benefits?
TDO: I cant beleive you ask that question! that is so stupid! what kind of pirate gang do you think i am? Course we get health benifits!
Everyone in the bar: YAAAARGH!
TDO: Okay! So who's with me!? YARG or NARG?!
Pirate:... which one means yes?
TDO<sighs> ...yarg
EVERYONE: YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!
TDO: okay people! MY cabin boy torgo's got the sign up sheet. All you do is just put your name down and meet us tommorow at the docks at one. We're parked in the Goofy dock!
YAAAAAARGG!!!!!!
and what about you? anyone out there wanna be a pirate?\
OCO
we pillage/ we plunder/ we ravage/ we loot/
#2068
I'm taking over this post now! HA HA!
Date: 04/11/2002
From: ServoTheDictator
Thought you got rid of me, eh? Well, think again! I'm back, and this time I'm taking over your precious post-a-thon post! Mu hu ha ha ha ha *cough* ha ha!
So, what say you?
ServoTheDicator
MINE MINE MINE!
#2069
ARRGH, AND ALL THAT!
Date: 04/11/2002
From: OLD_CAPN_OUTKAST
<at the bar at Port D Misty>
<TDO, Krank, and Torg are sitting at a table signing people up>
TDO: okay thank you. NEXT!
<Mick, from squirms, comes up to the table>
Mick:hi there, i wanna be a pirate?
TDO: really?
Mick: yeah. but i think i should tell you now, i dont drink beer and ale, only egg cremes!
TDO<with a "what an idiot" stare>...egg cremes?
Mick: yeah, with a shot of milk to give it a kick.
Krankor:
#2070
ARRGH, AND ALL THAT ruckuss !
Date: 04/11/2002
From: OLD_CAPN_OUTKAST
<at the bar at Port D Misty>
<TDO, Krank, and Torg are sitting at a table signing people up>
TDO: okay thank you. NEXT!
<Mick, from squirms, comes up to the table>
Mick:hi there, i wanna be a pirate?
TDO: really?
Mick: yeah. but i think i should tell you now, i dont drink beer and ale, only egg cremes!
TDO<with a "what an idiot" stare>...egg cremes?
Mick: yeah, with a shot of milk to give it a kick.
Krankor: we already ordered all the beer. we dont have egg cremes!
TDO: yeah, and besides, your too much of a puss to be a pirate.
Mick: that's true, but remember, i look for antiques.
Torgo: so?
Mick: so, i can get you all sorts of cool, antique looking pirate stuff.
TDO: REALLY?
Mick: really really!
TDO: okay! your in! You may wanna buy a bandana and an eye patch though! And get us really cool looking muskets!
Mick: okay! Antiques: here i come!
TDO: NEXT!
<Chuck pierce, Tim, tanya and leslie come up>
TDO: oh great!
Chuck: Mr TDO, ME and tim and my students here wanna sign up for your crew.
Tim: I think we'd make really good pirates sir.
TDO: Charlie, listen good: I DONT LIKE YOU!
Chuck: I know, but i think you could use us.
Leslie: Tanya, we should have gone to that other bar across town <looks at chuck> INSTEAD OF JOINING THIS STUPID PIRATE SHIP!
Torgo<looks at leslie> greetings-s m-madame. the master l-l-ikes you!
LEslie: EEEWWW!
TDO: Hey babe! you aint getting any better than Torgo! face it!
Tanya: Oh come on TDO, lets us join up!
TDO: Well... why would you all make good pirates?
Chuck<getting into sililique mode> well, all of us must do our part to protect these river bottoms.
TDO: Oh no!
Chuck: the delicate balance of nature is fragile and very serene
TDO: stop it!
Chuck: glistening to the sun, the ecosystem is very balanced and clear!
TDO: You not stoping, are you?
Chuck: and that way we may keep nature balanced and--
TDO:ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! IF YOU SHUT UP, YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC CLASS CLASS CAN JOIN US!
Chuck: Thank you mister TDO, we wont disapoint.
Tim: waah! im hungry!
OCO
Antiques, here i come!
-servo, squirms
All we hear is/ radio googoo/ radio gaga/ radio googoo/ radio gaga--queen
#2071
No. TDO.
Date: 04/11/2002
From: Carmelita9000
No.
#2072
<At GROPE headquarters>
Date: 04/12/2002
From: Carmelita9000
............................................................
<The entire lair is in disarray. There's toys and clothes and dirty plates and food and stuff all over the floor. Mickey and Tork and grandmapa are running around, screaming and yelling, and making even more of a mess. Their faces and hands and clothes are all grubby-- it looks like they tried to eat an entire chocolate cake without bothering with the silverware or dishes. Rimmi is sprawled out on the couch. She looks exhausted, and she probably is!>
Rimmi: <faintly> No… don't… boys… stop… you have dirty hands… don't touch that… quit… get off that… I'm gonna give you… timeout… stop it boys… no…
grampy: You're not our real mom! Wheeeee!!!
Tork: I got my crayons out, and I'm gonna draw pictures of Nuveena on the walls! Yay!!
Diabolik: MMMPH MMPH MMMMMPH MPH!!1!!
Mickey: *gasp* Uuuuuuuuuummmmmm!11!!1!! Diabolik said a bad word! I'm gonna tell!
Rimmi: <still faintly> …When Lita gets back here--
Tork, Mickey, & gramps: LIIIIIITAAAA!11!!!1!!
Tork: *sniff* Why did she have to go?
Mickey: *sob* We were being good and she just left us!!!
gramps: *tears* She must hate us!!! She wouldn't have left if she didn't hate us!!!
<All three of them start crying loudly on Rimmi's shoulders.>
Rimmi: Geez. She and Evil Mike have only been gone one night… <RP time, of course>
<Just then, Lita and Evil Mike come in! They're both looking a bit ruffled, but they've got their arms around each other, and they're both smiling big, so I guess that's good.>
Lita: Hey, everybody! We're back! What went on while we were gone?
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Dawn Club
Winner of the Coveted Forrester Cup
Ahhhhh.... vacation.
#2073
[Jimmy] Stop it, Joe!!!
Date: 04/12/2002
From: PharaohMobius
<<<No Pirates! (bwoop bwoop) Mode>>>
[Jimmy] You're creeping me out!
[Skull] What's he going on about?
[PM] You got me.
[Jimmy] That! You keep looking off to the side and acting like you're talking to somebody!
[PM] I *am* talking to somebody! I'm talking to Skully here! You don't mind if I call you Skully, do you?
[Skully] No! In fact, I like it very much!!!
[Jimmy] Joe, it wasn't funny when you did this when we were kids, and it isn't funny now!
[PM] He acts like he can't see you, Skully!
[Skully] He probably can't! Usually, only the person being haunted by an apparition can see it. It's invisible to everyone else, with the possible exception of children, the mentally ill, and animals.
[PM] Oh, like Al from "Quantum Leap."
[Skully] Kinda like that, yeah.
[Narrator] But little did the nefarious Pharaoh Mobius or his fleshless companion know, the intrepid Narrator could see Skully as well!
[PM, to Narrator] I told you, shut up! [Back to Skully] So you're a hologram?
[Jimmy] QUIIIIIIIIT!!!!1!
[Skully] No, more like a ghost.
[Jimmy stands up, knocking over his chair.] Your evil mind games have won you the day, big brother! But I'll be back! I'll find allies, and we'll put a stop to your wicked schemes once and for all, or my name isn't--
[Narrator, in his best announcer voice] CAPTAIN JIMMY MOBIUS OF THE JUSTICE RANGERS!!!
[Jimmy] Yeah, what he said. Come, faithful Narrator! [They leave.]
[Skully] Wow. He's a weird one.
[PM shrugs.] He's my brother. You know the saying, "You can't choose your relatives."
[Skully laughs.] Too true, my friend. Too true.
[Rick enters.] Hey boss, I finally found the Strawberry Quik... oh. Your brother's left already.
[PM] Yeah, he had to go. Personal reasons.
[Rick] So, you want me to fix you a glass of Quik?
[PM] Nah, I never touch the stuff, myself. How about you, Skully?
[Skully] I can't drink that stuff. It goes right through me!
[PM and Skully share a hearty sitcom laugh.]
[Rick] Umm... what are you laughing at, boss?
TmPM
That's our Skully! =)
Wacky Sarcophagus!
#2074
Not that easy, clones!
Date: 04/12/2002
From: OLD_CAPN_OUTKAST
<TDO and Comapany set sail on the Ortega, TDO's bitching new pirating vessel!>
TDO: ARggggh!
Torgo: little redundant, isn't it?
Krankor: dosen't stop me from doin it every five minutes! HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAggh!
Tim: Im cold and hungry!
TDO: Okay, you get one lunchable, but that it!
OCO
Now that guy's just a pirate!
mike, timechasers
the french/ are glad to die for love--moulin rouge
#2075
[The door to GROPE HQ flies open...]
Date: 04/12/2002
From: JimmyMobius
<<<Dramatic! Mode>>>
[...and Captain Jimmy Mobius bounds in and strikes a dramatic pose.]
[Rimmi] Who the hell are you supposed to be?
[Jimmy] I'm--
[Narrator] CAPTAIN JIMMY MOBIUS OF THE JUSTICE RANGERS!!!
[Jimmy] --yeah, what he said. And he's my trusty sidekick, Narrator.
[Mickey] Narrator? What kind of name is that?
[Narrator] The one in the cardigan had the look of a cheap, shifty thug. He had a plastic thumb and the smell of chicken and stars on his breath...
[Mickey] Hey! Watch it!
[Lita] You'd better watch what you say to Mickey, you mean narrator person!
[Mickey] Yeah!
[Evil Mike] Yeah! Only we get to abuse Mickey!
[Lita] Yeah!
[Mickey] Hey!
[Gramps] Who do you flaky whippersnappers think you are, anyhoo?
[Jimmy] Err... I'm Jimmy Mobius of the Justice Rangers.
[Lita] Jimmy Mobius?
[Rimmi] Think he's any relation to Phlagrant Mockery?
[Lita] Oh, probably. [To Jimmy] Are you related to PM?
[Jimmy] Who?
[Tork] Pharaoh Mobius.
[Jimmy] Oh, you mean Joe. He's my brother.
[All GROPE members] JOE?!?
[Gramps] I thought his name was Sustene... Suskatoon... Sasparilla...
[Tork] Sutenhotep.
[Gramps] That's what I said, Dorky Tork!!!
[Rimmi] Joe? [She begins to laugh.]
[Jimmy] What's so funny?
[Rimmi, full-out laughing now.] Joe! He's Pharaoh JoeBlowvius!
[All GROPE members laugh.]
[Jimmy] I don't get it.
[Narrator] There's not much to get.
Captain Jimmy Mobius of the Justice Rangers
FOR FREEDOM!!!
#2076
STG: Evil Mike is my...
Date: 04/12/2002
From: ServoTheGreat
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
...friend... 's, neighbor's, aquintance's, landlord's, sister-in-law's, roommate's, college bud's, dentist!
(everyone gasps)
STG: Oh, and if you're intrested, I'm not gonna take over the board... RATHER I'm here for vengeance! Because Evil Mike's is my friend's, neighbor's, aquintance's, landlord's, sister-in-law's, roommate's, college bud's, dentist, and he gave me a root canal! YEEEOW! So I see no course, but petty childish revenge, cause he did his job! I will avenge my mouler, by KIDNAPPING EVIL MIKE! MU hu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... (passes out from excessive laughing... again)
PM: Here drink this, it's battle booze, aged since the war.
STG: (wakes up) Oh thank you. Anyway... REVENGE! (grabs Evil Mike and jumps out the window.)
Tork: Aren't we on, like, the 5th floor?
(long drawn out sceams as STG and Evil Mike fall to the earth)
THUD
(STG then drags his broken body, and evil mike's, into his car and he speed off.)
Lita: How bizzare.
Rimmer: Indeed... So are we gonna rescue him, or something?
ServoTheGreat
"Jeez, do a push-up, kid!"
#2077
Hey, STG...
Date: 04/12/2002
From: Carmelita9000
............................................................
I can't really speak for the rest of the people who are rping here, but just speaking for myself…
I don't mind so much if you join all the fun that's going on here, *but* it would be really nice if you'd please take continuity into account! See, we've been doing our thing here for a while now, and things have gotten pretty involved, what with plot-lines and all. And the reply you just made? It has *nothing* to do with anything anybody's been doing lately! I mean, I could make a list of continuity problems with it, and it would be long! I'm not saying you can't play, I'm just saying, you can't kidnap Evil Mike from places he isn't in. You can't jump out windows that aren't there. You can't have PM speaking lines about things he couldn't possibly know about!
Things are pretty involved, so read up and get back to us! The first reply to be concerned about (rp-wise) is 582. It's in the neighborhood of page 16 or thereabouts. Go back there, read up, figure out what's going on, and *then* find a way to get involved! And welcome when you do!
In the meantime, I hope you don't mind if we don't count your last reply as an addition to the rp. Really, it's breaking all kinds of continuity. I hope you aren't mad. I'm not saying it's a bad reply. I'm just saying it doesn't fit the storyline. As the other people in this rp have discovered, I can be a real bitch about continuity. :o)
Again, this is just my opinion. I haven't talked to the others about this. I'm just saying…
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Dawn Club
Winner of the Coveted Forrester Cup
Evil Mike was never a dentist!
P.S. Look, here… I'll even give you the URL to the beginning…
http://bboard.scifi.com/bboard/browse.cgi/1/5/247/30633/582
#2078
Oh, sorry, Lita and all...
Date: 04/12/2002
From: ServoTheGreat
I will now leave your RPG. I hope you will discount everything I've done. I shall just go into a corner and die. Goodnight folks.
But seriously, I am sorry. I'll see ya later guys. Oh, and Mickey, when are you gonna choose the next BBoard celeb?
ServoTheSorry
"Oh, well, thank you movie."
#2079
STG! Wait up!!!
Date: 04/12/2002
From: Carmelita9000
<<<<<ACK!! Mode>>>>>
Nobody said you couldn't play with us! We want you around! We just want you to be prepared is all! Don't give up on us yet!
Look… perhaps you're put off by our exclusion of tdo from our rp. He is certainly *not* allowed to rp with us, and he should know that. The reason for this is his behavior in this rp in the past. He wrote some replies where he made some unwanted and downright creepy sexual advances toward Rimmer. We all told him to stop, but he continued to post his disgusting rape fantasies about her. As a result, none of us have any desire to have anything to do with him. So I hope you see that the fact that I said "no" to tdo isn't me saying we don't want new people in the rp. We just don't want *him.*
On the other hand, STG, if it's the fact that you're so behind in the plot that's making you want to leave, let us know. I'm sure we can work out some sort of summary or synopses of the plot (a Cliff Notes version, if you will) to help you out until you're all caught up. But don't leave because you think you're not welcome! You are!
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Dawn Club
Winner of the Coveted Forrester Cup
#2080
Don't sweat it, STG!
Date: 04/12/2002
From: wurwolf
It's all cool, just as long as you're in keeping with the story. Hell, I jumped in with a reply of my own not long ago. You do it too, please! :o)
wurwolf
Bonhead #3
fs!!
#2081
Alright... One more try...
Date: 04/12/2002
From: ServoTheGreat
STG appears out of nowhere, and lands smack dab in the middle of our group of heros.
Tork: The hell?
PM: It looks like STG!
STG: You are correct. I have been traveling through dimensions! In one I attacked this post as a dictator, another I called Rowsdower a bastard, and another I took Evil Mike as a hostage for being a dentist. Why did I go through these dimensions? You see, I ate a nuclear burritto, and whenever I farted I went to another dimension(gross!). Now I'm here. Um... could someone just give me a one paragraph summary of what's going on so I'm up to speed... please...
(some people begin explaining the situation to STG.)
Rimmer: (standing away from the group) Nuclear burritto?
ServoTheGreat
"He didn't count on the ASSISTANT janitor!"
#2082
Ok, good, STG!
Date: 04/12/2002
From: Carmelita9000
............................................................
One of us will get that summary posted for you asap! And I won't even harp on how you broke continuity again! ;oÞ
Lita
#2083
Evil Mike: So what's your deal?
Date: 04/13/2002
From: Carmelita9000
(rp response...................)
Jimmy: Huh?
Evil Mike: So what are you doing in our secret hideout anyway?
Tork: Yeah, so are you spying for your brother, or what?
Jimmy: No way! My brother works for the side of evil and meanness! I'm on the side of goodness and niceness!
Tork: Oh.
Lita: So… Why are you here?
Jimmy: I want your help so I can bring Joe to justice!
<Evil Mike narrows his eyes at Jimmy, but Jimmy doesn't seem to notice>
Rimmi: Hey, wow! We could use another ally in our battle against--
EM: Wait! Wait a minute! I think we should talk about this!
Lita: Isn't that what we're doing right now?
EM: <lowers his voice> Privately. Where *they* can't hear us.
Lita: Oh! Right! Excuse us, Jimmy.
Jimmy: All right.
<GROPE gets into a huddle on one side of the room>
Lita: So, what's wrong, Evil Mike?
Mickey: Yeah, I think Jimmy's a pretty nice guy--
EM: *You* would.
gramps: So what's the problem?
EM: I don't trust that guy. I don't like him one bit.
gramps: The whippersnapper seems nice enough to me…
Rimmi: Though admittedly that narrator guy he hangs with is a little strange--
<Damn right! There's only enough room for one narrator in this rp!>
Rimmi: Shush, you! You don't get to hold opinions!
<Sorry>
Mickey: So, why don't you like Jimmy, Evil Mike?
EM: He's a jerk. He's up to something. I don't like the way he was looking at Lita.
Lita: He was looking at me? <She looks at Jimmy>
EM: Don't look at him!!
Lita: Sorry!
EM: I don't like him just coming in here and hitting on my woman!
Tork: Jimmy wasn't hitting on Lita.
EM: Yes he was! Are you stupid or something? He was all over her! Or else what was with that "I want your help" line? Just what does he want her help with? Huh? Answer me that, Smart Guy!
Mickey: Uh-oh! Look's like somebody's jealous!
EM: Shut up! <Evil Mike punches Mickey>
Rimmer: Look, I didn't see Jimmy hitting on Lita, but I do think EM is right about one thing. We don't know these two. How do we know we can trust them? I mean, how did they even know where our lair is? And he is the *brother* of our nemesis…
<Rimmi looks warily over at Jimmy Mobius and his Ugly, Repulsive, Lothsome Little Snake of a-->
Rimmi: Hey! I warned you!!!
<Sorry!!! Rimmi looks warily over at Jimmy Mobius and his Narrator>
Rimmer: We're going to have to find some way to test them to see if they're trustworthy.
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Dawn Club
Winner of the Coveted Forrester Cup
Evil Mike is so cute when he's jealous!
STG-- I don't know how long it'll take to write your summary. It's a long rp! But I'll go as fast as I can! Hang in there!
#2084
so that's it huh? i make one mistake an
Date: 04/13/2002
From: thedeadoutkast
d im damned for life? Dammit, how many times do i have to say it? IM SORRY! i wasn't thinking those days and i carried it too far. I haven't posted for months because its been killing me for what i wrote. I stayed away from the board and for months lived with myself.
I was hoping that over the months, people would forgive and forget what i did, but i was wrong. Lita still thinks im a pervert. Rimmer obviously has stopped posting since i started up again cause she's afraid of me. And STG has once again reminded me of what i really am, just a pervert who likes to stalk women.
I dont do any of the things that i claim to do here. I dont stalk or rape anyone. And i dont even know what i was thinking when i wrote what i wrote. I know it was a sick thing to say about another human being, i know that now.
In real life, im not thedeadoutkast, i dont have blue hair, im not friends with Krankor and Torgo, i dont have a pirate ship called the Ortega. I wish i did. In real life im just no one. Im not "OLD CAPTAIN OUTKAST", im just that kid who sits at his seat and wishes he was. I hate my real life, and now i hate my fantasy life.
TDO
I would put a tagline and song lyrics, but i know no one will read this anyway.
#2085
If the Simpsons has taught me anything..
Date: 04/13/2002
From: MickeyTheGardener
It's that Rio de Jinero (sp?) sucks.
I long had a dislike for that ass-backwards city (That doesn't even have the decency to be in NORTH America, by the way), but the Simpsons has proved what I had already known. Rio sucks. It plays itself as a resort city, a hot vacation spot...but no. Don't go to Rio. Ever.
The Bespectacled Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
President of the I Hate Dawn club
Post Narc x3
What do you mean MOTS wasn't about the Simpsons this week?
#2086
One mistake you keep repeating.
Date: 04/13/2002
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I'm not afraid of you. I've just been busy lately. Now that I've read your reply let me say this:
Yes, you made a mistake you carried it very far. You still are. I believed you then when you said you were sorry and I believe you now.
However, I don't care how you feel. You can feel sorry for yourself and say damn all you want but the fact is this isn't about you. It doesn't matter that you feel all should be forgiven and forgotten. I still feel very disgusted by you as does everyone else, obviously.
You are sorry but not enough to realize this isn't about you or how you feel. It's about how the rest of us feel. If you were truly sorry about what you did to me you would know that. Instead you feel sorry for you and you don't like that feeling so here you are demanding that we all forgive you so you can once again feel better. But this isn't about you. If you want anyone to forgive you, you need to give all of us time and for heavens sake stop talking about it! I asked you to leave me alone so you blab your guilt all over No_Springs' post. You start yelling and carrying on about how sorry you are and you want everyone to see that you harassed me and your sorry. Very sorry.
You seem to have it in your head that this whole thing hinges on you and whether or not we believe you're sorry. If you can't back off and wait patiently then no one will ever forgive you. It's not going to take an hour or two for me and the people who had to witness your harassment to get over it. I still think you're a pervert and you're disgusting and ranting about we should forgive you because you feel bad won't change anything. Speaking for myself, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings but I just don't care enough to forgive you. So far your replies show me you haven't really changed at all. You still think that if the way you act isn't offensive to you as long as you're sorry then the rest of us should understand your pain and accept your apology.
No. This isn't about how you feel and demanding we know how you feel and we should forgive you is very selfish. All I can say is have a nice lifetime because I care about your feelings the way you care about mine however I won't DEMAND that you feel worse. You can do that to yourself.
#2087
Hey boys and girls!!!!! ...............
Date: 04/15/2002
From: MickeyTheGardener
(Back at MSTBlanca...............)
(PM and the skull are having a generally good time insulting PM's employees)
PM: Tell me about it Skully, that Nick is such a dork.
Nick: HEY!!!!
Skully: Blah!!! Tell me about it.
PM: Uh....I just did.
Skully: Oh yeah.
(The doors to MSTBlanca fling open)
PM: Yay! A customer!!!!
(Plaid theme music starts playing)
Nick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
PM: You're a dork. Just deal with it you big baby.
Skully: Blah!!!!!!!!
PM: Oh yeah! Skully says blah!
Nick: Not that! Look (poins at the door)
(PM looks...it's Plaid Lisa Henson!!!!!)
Nick: I'm out of here!!!!!!
PM: Now hold on. Lisa works at the Banner, right? She's probably here to write a review. I want all my employees present and accounted for for this.
Nick: I wouldn't know if she still works there...We...we broke up.
Skully: She finally found a real man, huh?
PM: Good one skully!!!!!
Nick: What? What's he saying?
PM: Er, nothing.
Buffalo: Wow...what a woman! She's gonna be mah Cupcake IV!!!
Nick: YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HER!!!! (Sissy slaps Buffalo)
Buffalo: Ow! Quit it!
Nick: Haikeeba!!!!! (Slaps Buffalo again)
(Skully whispers something to PM)
PM: Tee hee! Ok, ok....*ahem* Ladies, stop it.
Nick: He started it!
Skully: Blah!
Lisa form the Banner: Hello Mr. Mozambique, is it?
PM: Yeah, some crap like that....like my establishment. Humble, I admit, but it pays the bills.
(Nick sticks his tongue out at Buffalo, PM kicks Nick in the shins)
Lisa from the Banner: Um, yeah....Nick? Is that you?
The Bespectacled Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
President of the I Hate Dawn Club
Post Narc x3
No, I have no idea where Rick, Nabut, and Sam were. They were there, they just had no lines. Is that so hard to believe?
#2088
*whisper* *whisper* *whisper* *whisper*
Date: 04/16/2002
From: Carmelita9000
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<When we last saw GROPE, they were talking about whether or not to accept Jimmy Mobius into their group. They come to an agreement and break their huddle.>
Rimmi: All right, Jimmy. We've all decided.
EM: Well, we didn't *all* decide.
Lita: Evil Mike…
Jimmy: Are you going to accept me into your club?
EM: YOU WATCH HOW YOU TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND YOU-- **Oof!!**
<That "Oof" was caused by Lita giving Evil Mike a sharp elbow to the gut.>
Lita: Calm down, Evil Mike.
Rimmer: We decided to let you join us. But *first* you have to show us that we can trust you!
Jimmy: Of course you can trust me! I'm a good guy!
Narrator: Suddenly, a huge shadow looms behind our hero's newfound friends! They're in grave danger! Has Jimmy found his golden chance to prove himself?
Jimmy: I'll save you!
Narrator: Jimmy rushes in to do battle with the ferocious beast!
Lita: Stop it, you big bully!!
<Lita rushes up to Jimmy and pushes him over.>
Narrator: The young lady attacks our hero! What is this? Treachery??
Lita: No, it's not treachery. It's damn speciesism is what it is!
Jimmy: Speciesisis-- Spesisemesm--
Narrator: That's not important! What's important is the dangerous monster that threatens everybody in GROPE Headquarters!
Jimmy: Oh, yeah! Have at you, Naughy Spawn!
<Jimmy jumps up to do more battle, but Lita jumps in his way. She kick him in the shin. See???? I still do a good job!!! You don't need that crappy other narrato-- er… stop glaring at me, Rimmi! I'm done >
Rimmi: See that you are. Lita?
Lita: Meanie! <She kicks Jimmy again>
Jimmy: Ow!! What's wrong with you! Can't you see I'm trying to rescue you from the evil clutches of that foul--
Lita: Don't you call my car foul! He's a dear!
Jimmy: Car?
EM: And don't you go around rescuing Lita from evil clutches! That's my job!
Jimmy: Wait… I know a car when I see one, and that's not a car!
Mickey: <sarcastic> What? You can't see the wheels?
Jimmy: It looks like a big ferocious scary spider to me!
Tork: Me too… excuse me… I'm going to go stand on the other side of the room now.
<Lita puts her arms around Spidey's neck, and tries to console him.>
Lita: How dare you attack poor Spidey. He just wanted to make friends, and you didn't have to attack him. Look, you hurt his feelings!
<A tear glistens in one of Spidey's many, many eyes.>
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Dawn Club
Winner of the Coveted Forrester Cup
Hey, PM! What does Jimmy Mobius look like? It's hard to write stuff for him if I don't know what kind of a hero he is! Since you made him up, it's only fair you get to pick what he's like and not me! :oÞ
#2089
[OOC] Oh yeah!
Date: 04/16/2002
From: PharaohMobius
<<<Description Mode>>>
I forgot to describe what Jimmy looks like! Durhay, I must be illiterate!
Jimmy Mobius looks like a stereotypical 1930's Pulp Hero. Actually, his outfit looks like The Rocketeer's, except that his helmet isn't as stupid looking, and his rocket pack wouldn't burn his bum the first time he fired it up. His helmet is actually an old aviator helmet, complete with goggles that rest on the top, and it has a headset walkie-talkie built in. For some reason, even though he's Egyptian, he has blonde hair (though he *is* about as dark as PM is).
Oh, and for the record, Narrator looks like a pudgy, balding, older-middle aged white guy with glasses and a 1930's styled suit.
Hope that helps!
PM
#2090
[Skully] Hey! Check it out!
Date: 04/16/2002
From: PharaohMobius
<<<Checking It Out Mode>>>
[Skully] Dig this impression! [He spins around for a moment, and when he turns back around, he has the word "THEY" written on his forehead.]
[PM] Huh? I don't get it.
[Skully] Dude! John Henry? They Might Be Giants?
[PM] Ooooooh! I get it! [Starts to laugh, and Skully joins in.]
[Rick, to Sam] This is gettin' ridicuous.
[Sam] You're tellin' me, man.
***********************************************************
[Meanwhile, back at GROPE Headquarters...]
[Jimmy] So that's your *car*.
[Lita] Yes.
[Jimmy] And not a giant, man-eating spider.
[Lita] For the hundredth time, YES.
[Jimmy] But it sometimes stuffs people into its... I can't say it.
[Evil Mike] Oh, that does it! [EM starts beating mercilessly on Jimmy] STOP! COMING! ON! TO! MY! GIRLFRIEND! YOU! BAS--
[Rimmi] Evil Mike, stop it! You're getting blood all over the new carpet!
[Mickey] *sigh* That'll NEVER come out!
[Tork] I'll go get the carpet cleaner. Grumblegrumblegrum...
[Narrator] But having turned away the incredibly violent assault, our hero staggers to his feet triumphantly!
[Oh, come off it! "Your hero" hasn't even sat up yet!]
[Narrator] Are you questioning my ability as a narrator?
[You bet your ass I am!]
[Narrator] Okay! If that's how you want it, buddy!
[Bring it, pipsqueak!]
[Rimmi] Both of you, shut up right now! Or you'll both be doing your announcing soprano, if you catch my drift!
[Narrator] Shutting up!
[Sorry, ma'am!]
[Jimmy, actually getting to his feet now] So, you need me to prove that I'm trustworthy, and not actually a double agent for my brother, the diabolical Pharaoh Joe Mobius?
[Lita] Ummm... yeah.
[Jimmy] Hmmm. That's a toughie...
TmPM
No Plot Advancement! (bwoop bwoop)
Sarcophagus!
Next up: Servo The Fink appears
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